Richard Axtell – Writer

I love these little fluffy monsters. Sure, we all know the grey ones came to the UK on a boat or whatever and murdered all the cute red ones but look at their tails and little eyes! Look at how they scurry around and most importantly, MOST IMPORTANTLY, look at how they hold nuts in their little handy hands and chew on them so innocently.

Honestly? I forgive them for the murder. Maybe that says more about me than I want.

I was going to write something deep here about nature and something else but I got distracted. Can you tell?